Excellent empirical science that deserves to be duplicated often. Did i really need to know this?
Growing up of a farm, i have been bitten often, but mostly by wild bees and their cousins along with the odd bumble bee and wasp. most of these are low level with the bumble bee standing out. The rest you can avoid.
At least we are trying here to develop a language for this. This can be used in an insect guide perhaps.
He’s let thousands of insects bite and sting him—here’s what he’s learned
Pain Level 1Sweat Bees: “Light and ephemeral, almost fruity. A tiny spark has singed a single hair on your arm.”
Little Wasp: “Sharp meets spice. A slender cactus spine brushed a buffalo wing before it poked your arm.”
Indian Jumping Ant: “Ah, that wonderful wake-up feeling, like coffee but oh so bitter.”
Pain Level 2Western Honey Bee: “A flaming match head lands on your arm and is quenched first with lye and then sulfuric acid.”
Yellow Jacket: “Hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W.C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.”
Honey Wasp: “Spicy, blistering. A cotton swab dipped in habanero sauce has been pushed up your nose.”
Pain Level 3Red-headed Paper Wasp: “Immediate, irrationally intense, and unrelenting…the closest you will come to seeing the blue of a flame from within the fire.”
Red Paper Wasp: “Caustic and burning, with a distinctly bitter aftertaste. Like spilling a beaker of hydrochloric acid on a paper cut.”
Florida Harvester Ant: “Bold and unrelenting. Somebody is using a power drill to excavate your ingrown toenail.”
Pain Level 4Tarantula Hawk: “Blinding, fierce, shockingly electric. A running hair dryer has just been dropped into your bubble bath.”
Bullet Ant: “Pure, intense, brilliant pain. Like walking over flaming charcoal with a [3-inch-nail] embedded in your heel.”
Warrior Wasp: “Torture. You are chained in the flow of an active volcano. Why did I start this list?”