OK Rep. Justin Humphrey proposes Bigfoot hunting season

This is really a bad idea.  We do not need to inspire a WAR of the WOODS in which our best are hopelessly outclassed by an opponent who merely wants to be left alone.

Fortunately this genius is proposing catch and release.  how that could work remains to play out.

right now we are finally allowing ourselves to learn how to merely coexist and communicate and soon to perhaps trade as well.  That may be as good as it ever gets but that is still better than pretending they do not exist.  Recall that the military has consistently cleaned up all sightings and kept the evidence for decades.  Obviously it is none of your business.

OK Rep. Justin Humphrey proposes Bigfoot hunting season

{A Midwestern lawmaker is hoping Sasquatch can bring in some fast cash. 

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Oklahoma Rep. Justin Humphrey has introduced a bill that would create a Bigfoot hunting season in the state. 

The Republican state legislator believes hunters would be willing to pay for a state license to hunt the mythical beast. Humphrey’s district includes the heavily forested Kiamichi Mountains, where a Bigfoot festival is held every year. 

“Establishing an actual hunting season and issuing licenses for people who want to hunt Bigfoot will just draw more people to our already beautiful part of the state,” Humphrey said in a statement. A license would only allow the trapping and release of the fictitious hairy ape-like beast, and not its killing. 

Humphrey said he hopes to secure $25,000 in funding to be offered as a bounty.